Imagine spending a lazy afternoon with Gabriel on the couch and him reading his favorite parts of the bible to you.
Warnings: None unless extreme cuteness counts
Word Count: 274
Link to Fic:
“Gabe, please tell me there’s better passages in the bible then Jesus being blamed for pigs dying.” You sigh at him and his ‘funny’ stories.
So here’s my gabe fic!
My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk
like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow
and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before
MY PET SHRIMP
i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH
Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want
that’s….really sweet… omfg
This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week
Reblog if you’re alive when the dates, 1/2/3, 2/3/4, 3/4/5, 4/5/6, 5/6/7, 6/7/8, 7/8/9, 8/9/10/, 9/10/11, 10/11/12 happened.
you won’t have a chance to say this again within your lifetime, so you might as well reblog it.
As a Whovian… That scared me.
We can add 11/12/13 this year
And 12/13/14 next year
What? There is no 13th month…
12/13/14 would be in the format of Month/Day/Year.
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spread this like fuckihng wildf
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Tony + RDJ
Fury + Samuel:
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE POST EVER,
MOST ACCURATE POST
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I HAD TO DO IT. I HAD TO.